About Kai is a fuckin' slut and is currently taking #1 in my heart. It was love at first sight when his first teaser was revealed. His dance moves are so seductive. I definitely have a thing for dancing machines. The way he just flaunts his abs makes fangirls go crazy. I'm so fuckin' in love with him. First of all, his sexy deep voice is a major turn-on, especially during the screamo session in MAMA. When he raps, I spazz like an idiot and faint. Have I said "UNF" enough? He also has the hottest hairstyles. I feel like he can pull off any style effortlessly-he's THAT perfect. He also has the cutest smile and most adorable laugh. And those boob-grabbing hands? Omg, I can't express how much love and respect I have for this man. He is the youngest bias, and the one closest to my age! It's so cute how he's always so sleepy. I wil seriously punch anyone that dares criticise Kai for being overrated. It hurts how he receives hate because he apparently gets the most attention-hey, he's fuckin hot, he can't help it. I seriously want to give this man a hug if I ever meet him. He went through so much to please the fans-promoting with a waist injury? That takes dedication. He doesn't know I dated Taemin, his buddy.

About Taemin, the one who has been in my heart since 2008. He was #1 for FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS, until his best friend Kai came along. -sobs- Taemin is sharing #1 with Kai. First of all, this man is an AMAZING dancer. He is what started my fetish for dancing machines. I'll be honest, I picked him as my SHINee bias based on his age. LOL. At the time, most of the kpop idols were quite older than me and I wanted a younger one that is close to my age. Taemin, only being a year older than me, was the youngest idol I could find. Before I knew it, I fell in love with his crazy dancing. Okay, his rice-bowl haircut when he debuted was just hilarious. Let's just say, this man has come a long way since then. He has had some weird hairstyles in my opinion, but I will and forever continue to love him. His aegyo is just the cutest thing I have ever laid eyes on. I know he's a bit on the feminine side, but this boy is TRYING soooo hard to show his manliness which I wish fans to recognize. I think Taemin looks the best in the above picture's hairstyle. At first, Taemin didn't have that many lines in songs, but that has changed over the years. I was so shocked at how much his singing has improved. I am so proud of this man. He will forever be on my bias list despite our rocky relationship when Kai debuted. I broke the bro code.

About Oh gosh, where to start with this handsome devil? I've liked loved Infinite since their debut, but he didn't catch my eye until around December 2011 when his pictures were flooding my freakin' dash. I couldn't help but fall for those mesmerizing eyes and teasing tongue of his. His guyliner looks DAMN SEXY on him. Fuck everyone who bashes guyliner. YOU ALL ARE JUST JEALOUS YOU CAN'T PULL IT OFF. Besides his good looks, Myungsoo's voice is just so soothing to my ears. I could listen to it all day. Oh, and he's SUCH a derp! Some of those fantaken pictures just crack me up. To be honest, he looks like a nerd with some of those hairstyles of his, but I still love him regardless. His cold ice prince look is what attracted me, and I pledge to stay by his side forever. Watching Infinite's variety shows just made me fall more in love with him. I was practically crying when I realized I was falling in love with him. Thanks for fucking up my bias list, Myungsoo. I also prefer calling him Myungsoo versus his stage name, L. I just like the sound of Myungsoo. I enjoyed watching Shut Up Flower Boy Band because Myungsoo played one badass guitarist=turn on. I'm looking forward to his upcoming dramas. More eye candy? YES.

About Shin ramen! This is my newest affair after starting Big. Big is probably one of 2012's best kdrama so far, and Shin just made it so much easier to love. Though he's hardly in the drama, the limited amount of screentime was enough to seduce me. His sexy Engrish just cracked me up. "Uh oh" "Stupid" Hehe. I'm looking forward to him coming back on the screen, hopefully. And I was so excited for his group, Cross Gene, to debut! I was so impressed by Shin's live singing. Cross Gene is one of my favorite rookie groups of 2012. So why do I like Shin? Well, he's known for looking quite similar to Myungsoo, which I agree. But for me, he reminds me of Arron Yan, my Taiwanese lover. Maybe it's the hair, I don't think I'll ever know. I love Shin's huge eyes! They just make me smile and it makes him a lot more attractive.

About JOEEEEEE. A fellow Oregonian! Yes, a kpop star from my state! First of all, I loved Teen Top ever since their debut and I was not aware that L.Joe was from OR at the time. What attracted me was his blonde sleek hair. Yes, everyone knows I have a fetish for blonde Asians even though the color isn't natural for our kind. LOL. Okay, please don't judge me. I LIKE BLONDE ASIAN GUYS, OKAY?! His pink and orange permed hair was quite weird though. And omg his RAPPING. So fuckin' sexy. UNF UNF. I actually broke up with Taemin to be with L.Joe for a couple months. (Sorry Taemin oppa!) Unfortunately L.Joe moved down my list after laying eyes on other eye candy, BUT I still love him! I find his Korean accent when he speaks English a major turn on, very sexy. Anyways, after discovering he is a fellow Oregonian made me squeal and spazz like a fangirl. I HAVE GOOD EYES, EH? I just wanted to stress that him being an Oregonian had NO INFLUENCE on him appearing on my bias list. I love him for his talent. I wanted to kill Sohyun when she played his love interest in the Crazy MV. (I was kidding. I would never kill anyone over a guy who doesn't know I exist.) I do have to say, L.Joe is not very athletic. After watching his very embarrassing trip on Idol Athletics....I have come to the conclusion he is NOT the man to run away with when being chased by bad guys.

About This man is special to me because he's my first Korean lover. Before laying eyes on him, I had zero interest in kpop boys, or just Korean guys in general. I came across his picture on this Asian news site and felt a strong attraction to his pretty looks. Yes, he's a bit on the feminine side, but his abs contradict that. TVXQ was one of my first kpop groups-ahhh such good memories. It's unfortunate that they're now split, but I will forever support both HoMin and JYJ. Jaejoong has one of the most angelic voices ever. I could listen to his voice all day and never get tired of it. His voice has the power to make me cry even though I have no idea what the lyrics mean. LOL. It's that powerful! I know Jaejoong has made some mistakes in the past, but as a fan, I forgive him and glad he reflects on them. I will forever ship YunJae despite them being separated. Jaejoong's dorkiness is just so attractive. And when he wears glasses? TURN-ON, baby! I love them nerds. HAHA. I'm glad to see Jaejoong working in the acting field-gives me another reason to love him. It's sad how he's moving down my bias list because of people like Kai, but he'll forever be on the list because of him being my first Korean love. ♥ He's also the one bias I won't get jealous of. On the other hand, I would be flipping tables if I saw Kai just smiling at a girl.

About Omg, this angel is just gorgeous. His white milky skin is so precious. I now know why people nicknamed him as "the next Siwon". Suho is probably one of the most handsome Korean men I have ever seen. His gentleness made me fall for him. I don't care that he's on the "short side" since I myself am pretty short. I love his smile. I'm so freakin' envious of his skin! How does a man have that flawless skin?! -sobbing- I am so thankful he is there to watch over our Exo-KIDS. Such a beautiful leader. Why am I so attracted to you? Stop being so perfect.

About THE SEXIEST DRAGON DUIZHANG ALIVE. The only non-Korean on my lovers list. UNF. First of all, I wasn't attracted to Kris initially because of his hairstyles in the MVs and showcase. Like stated earlier, I like them BLONDIES. I love Kris's blonde hair. UNF UNF UNF. Kris's deep voice is a such a turn-on, especially when he raps. I also like how talented he is with his languages-Korean, English, Mandarin, Cantonese. Know what that means? WE CAN COMMUNICATE. HELL YES. His English is a bit awkward, but so fuckin' sexy. Ohh yess..and he's from Vancouver, Canada? Heck, I visited there so much, I probably ran into him on the street before he was signed. Omfg. I wonder if I ever visited the places he visited. Just think-"KRIS ONCE WALKED HERE." OMG. Kris is so tall! Damn, probably the tallest Chinese man I have ever seen. He's so tall, his dancing looks so awkward and unnatural. BAHAHA, but I still love him. Oh and his bitch face? UNF. Everything about him is sexy. And seriously, he treats the airport as if its his own runway. STOP DRESSING SO FUCKIN HOT AT THE AIRPORT? MAKES ME LOOK LIKE SHIT. Lol, and please stop with the "Maybe next time" business in interviews.

About SM fooled me with this guy. Because of his name, I totally thought he was Chinese. Well, turns out he's actually Korean. Okay, when Chen was first introduced to EXOTICS, I didn't find him attractive at all. It was because of his haircut. But after his hair grew out, I was like "HOLY SHIT. COME TO ME." He has one of the cutest smiles out there. And his Chinese is SOOOO ADORABLE. Gosh, can I please be his Chinese tutor? Chen is definitely the best vocal in Exo M. His singing gives me goosebumps. And Chen honey, you ARE handsome despite that score on Happy Camp's ugly meter. Hahaha. I just want to hug this man. Stop being so attractive. -crying-

About This man turned me into a pedophile cougar. HOW IS HE YOUNGER THAN ME?! He does not look his age AT ALL. ;___; I’ll patiently wait for the day he turns legal..muhahaha. –claps hands creepily- I think he looks sexy with guyliner. UNF. And his hair is nice and fluffy-I like. His rapping drives me insane. It’s so DEEP AND MANLY AND SEXY..and I just can’t stop these feels for him. He’s just so gorgeous. He can also be a dork sometimes which I loveeee. I still can’t get over the fact that I’m older than him. –sobs- Hurry up and turn legal! Then I’ll unleash all my dirty thoughts about you. Random: JR seems kinky. ;)

About I really tried hard to not fall for this ladykiller. But his pretty face and smile just got me. And his soothing voice? GAHHH LIKE AN ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN. It’s like a NO-NO to have multiple biases/lovers from the same group, but that already got fucked up thanks to Exo. First JR, and now you, MINHYUN? AND WHY ARE YOU YOUNGER THAN ME, TOO?!?! SIGHHH. Just like with JR, I shall wait for the day you turn 18. You look too innocent for me to creep on though. ;___; Thank you NU’EST, for turning me into a pedo noona. –sobs-